Really needed this right now. #NotesFromTheUniverse
Are we not going to discuss this
reasons why Bob’s Burgers is the funniest cartoon on tv right now.
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift
|—||Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)|
This is my favorite
Note to self: Your feelings are valid. You’re allowed to feel what you feel.
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3
Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.
I love learning
IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was
little friend, you are suddenly so serious you are going places you are doing things you are a strong pup